Showing posts with label snakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snakes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Summer Vocab Begins....Now

Mid-day today, my children will begin their summer break from school. With this break brings new and old vocabulary most often heard during this time spent together...as a family...all...summer...long. I've composed a short list of things I'm likely to say, and things that will likely come through the mouths of my growing babies...

Me
  • Get that frog OUT OF HERE!!
  • Check for ticks
  • Does it need stitches?
  • Watch for snakes!!
  • Put that down!! Ewww!
  • I'm not too old to do a cartwheel!!
  • Ouch, I'm too old to do cartwheels
  • Get that out of my house!!!
  • Go get my camera!!
  • I'll put it Facebook
  • Run along now
  • Go find Mama some chocolate
  • Everyone is on SILENCE!!
  • Does everyone have on shoes?

Kids
  • We're out of popsicles
  • I'm bored
  • I'm goin' swimmin'
  • Look Mama, twelve frogs
  • Let's go fishin'
  • He hit me
  • She hit me
  • Snake!!!
  • I'm runnin' away and NEVER EVER EVER comin' back
  • I'm hungry
  • Can we stay up late?
  • If we be good, can we _____

...and the list goes on and on and on...looking forward to all the summer time fun!!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Camel Cricket Toe

With my heart's rapid beat, I slowly opened the back door. I must have peered at that back yard for two minutes, making sure he had not come back. The only thing that separated me and my clothes line was the dew covered grass, not a snake in sight.

I knew I had to do it. With basket in hand, I put my feet in onto the concrete patio and closed the door behind me. If I saw him now, I'd have to jump onto the chain link fence and pray it would hold me off the ground.

My confidence grew and I was soon at my clothes line. One shirt after the other, I hung my laundry to dry. As the basket quickly emptied, I outstretched my arms to hang the last garment. With visions of "Pet Sematary" in my mind, only instead of a crazed rabid dog on the other side of the sheets, I imagined a king cobra with a large muscular outstretched neck ready to kill me at any minute, I quickly tried to finish.

As the last pin was clipped securely on the Alabama tee my husband wore yesterday, it happened. In less than a second the snake's fangs sunk into my foot's flesh and I felt my heart fall out of my chest. In the heat of the moment and pure reflex, my foot flew up in the air and slammed down on the ground and for a second, I was sure my toe was broken (again). However when I looked down, all I saw was a dirt covered toe with red peeking through the mud. My blood colored polish was barely visible through the soil but no snake could be seen. That wasn't a snake at all. It was a camel cricket. He'd decided to hop on my toe and had no idea how close he came to death this morning. Relieved my toe wasn't broken and that my heart continued to beat, I went inside and wondered how long I'd be suffering the snake aftermath.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Alabama Chicken Snake

 We had a friend over today. He snapped at my husband before crawling under our house. I was a little concerned I wouldn't get any sleep, sure that every strand of hair brushing my neck was a snake coming to kill me...
however, our cat chased it back to the woods.


He strolled around the house, under the house, and even in our fire place outside on the patio, but we like to keep these visits short anyway. He was non-poisonous and typically we country-folk throw most non-poisonous snakes under the category of chicken snake.